Beefy Stewies
Get buff or get banished.
This one’s for the true tacticians of the Parallel TCG universe — the players who understand that the real power doesn’t come from doing it all yourself. Sometimes, it’s about watching others do the work and letting the rewards roll in. Inspired by the ever-growing Singularity Steward, the Beefy Stewies tee is a playful nod to the card that gets stronger when your opponents (or allies) banish their units.
With a mix of clever wordplay and TCG mechanics, this shirt celebrates those moments when you sit back, let the action unfold, and watch your Stewie become beefier than ever. Because sometimes, it’s not about doing the heavy lifting — it’s about getting stronger while others do it for you.
For those who play the game with a little extra swagger, the Beefy Stewies tee says it all: "I don't just workout, I get buff."
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Parallel Threads
- Email: contact@support.parallelthreads.xyz
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Beefy Stewies Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
|
